Are good deeds a thing of the past?

At the weekly scout meeting, the scoutmaster notices Jimmy has 2 black eyes and asks him what happened. Jimmy replies, "you know how you are always telling us to do a good dead every day? Well I was in church on Sunday and we all stood up to sing and I noticed a large lady in front of me had her dress stuck up her bottom, so I reached up and pulled out her dress. She turned around and socked me in the right eye." The scout master then asked "Well then how did you get the other black eye?" Jimmy said "when I saw how angry she got I reached up and shoved it back in."