Friday, January 30, 2009

Well, at least one Senator gets it

Thank you Ms. McCaskill for at least being angry.

Bad Bank, BAAAAAAAAAAD Bank

Finally, somebody suggesting something that makes sense! Why should the Govt. buy all the "bad" assets the banks foisted on themselves. Maybe the Govt. should set up a good bank, cherrypick the pieces of BoA and Citi that are worth having and let the rotten crooks running those places fall with the rest of their shady stuff.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Yep, that about sums it, and me, up

THE RULES OF RURAL ILLINOS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Listen up City Slickers !

  1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
  2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.
  3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
  4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it.
  5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
  6. Every person in rural Illinois waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
  7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
  8. Yeah, we eat taters & gravy, beans & cornbread. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at Jim's bait shop.
  9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
  10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
  11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
  12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. Oh, yeah .... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat ... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!
  13. You bring 'coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.
  14. You bring ' Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
  15. College and high school football are as important here as the Bears and the Rams, and more fun to watch.
  16. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.
  17. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities, Community Colleges, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.
  18. We have a whole ton of folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. So don't mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.
  19. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers. Refer back to #1.
  20. Four inches of snow isn't a blizzard - it's a flurry. Drive in it like you got some sense, and DON'T take all our bread, milk, and bleach from the grocery stores. This ain't Alaska . Worst case you may have to live a whole day without croissants. The pickups with snowplows will have you out the next day.
  21. By the way .... if you want to talk to God in ILLINOS , it's a local call.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Maybe B-P had it right!

An interesting article from boston.com about how the city adversely affects ones brain function. Here's a related article from the University of Michigan about how even short experiences in nature can approve ones brain function.